A Basterd For All Seasons

One of my favs!!!  ”Fuck Em All! Squares on both sides”


"Bradley The Buyer"  from Naked Lunch

"Dude’s initial thesis"

"Dude’s initial thesis" is the opening line to a shitty paper I just wrote.  Probably not the best opening line, but should this basterd give me any guff about it I will have to mention that a, the thing you had me read that this paper is about is espousing how the modern education system is complete bullshit and set up to make us cogs in the man’s machine, b, the "pedagogy" (since you love to brandish that word ever so much) you’ve chosen to base your teaching of this class on is also complete bullshit.  Spending the opening 20+ minutes of class having us play some inane "game" and then come the last 20 minutes of class realizing you’ve fucked yourself as far as time goes and rushing through the remainder of your lesson because your a fucking twit! (fucking hate this class if you’ve not picked up on that)
This shall be a test of how much bullshit can I get away with in this class given this teachers seeming lack of ability and my propensity for being an ass.
Let the game begin!

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

classy-kate:

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

This is incredible. 

classy-kate:

dead-and-scarred:

fuck-yeah-elm-street:

alwayssmilecuzyoucan:

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T SUIT YOUR BLOG TYPE IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I’M JUDGING YOU 

Stay safe, my friends.

I will always reblog this.

This is incredible. 


David Johansen and Johnny Thunders at Max’s Kansas City photographed by Bob Gruen, 1973

David Johansen and Johnny Thunders at Max’s Kansas City photographed by Bob Gruen, 1973

"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out the extraordinary size of your submandibular venom glands."

"Your daily positive affirmation: today I am thankful for being alive and blessed with rows upon rows of teeth that shear right through muscle and bone."

"Conceal your dark circles. Conceal your bright chevrons and your dusky stripes. The humans must not suspect what you are."

"New research shows that ideal femininity encompasses a lamia’s beauty, a cyclops’ strength, a hydra’s deadliness, a Fury’s heartlessness, a harpy’s swiftness, and a sphinx’s love of feasting on less intelligent creatures. Be a chimera that cannot be contained!"

"Aim to be described as "inexplicably eerie," "unsettlingly off," and "I’m not sure what she looks like, I could never keep my eyes on her face long enough to see."

If you are not aware of the “Beauty by H.P. Lovecraft” Facebook page, you are missing the time of your life. 


(via baptismus-flaminis)

bogleech:

shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

It’s a little white and pointed for a fedora really

zumzeig:

You Can’t Win, Jack Black"You Can’t Win is an autobiography by adventurer Jack Black, written in the early to mid-1920s and first published in 1926. The book tells of his experiences in the hobo underworld, freight-hopping around the still Wild West of the United States and Canada. He tells of becoming a thief, burglar, and member of the yegg (safe-cracking) subculture, exploring the topics of crime, criminal justice, vice, addictions, penology, and human folly from various viewpoints, from observer to consumer to supplier, and from victim to perpetrator.
William S. Burroughs cited You Can’t Win as an extremely influential book in his life, and lifts the book’s style and stories in his 1953 book Junkie. The book was republished in 2000 in the Nabat series of radical autobiographies, by AK Press. Burroughs himself wrote the introduction to the AK Press reissue of the book.”

via: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Win_%28book%29

zumzeig:

You Can’t Win, Jack Black"You Can’t Win is an autobiography by adventurer Jack Black, written in the early to mid-1920s and first published in 1926. The book tells of his experiences in the hobo underworld, freight-hopping around the still Wild West of the United States and Canada. He tells of becoming a thief, burglar, and member of the yegg (safe-cracking) subculture, exploring the topics of crime, criminal justice, vice, addictions, penology, and human folly from various viewpoints, from observer to consumer to supplier, and from victim to perpetrator.

William S. Burroughs cited You Can’t Win as an extremely influential book in his life, and lifts the book’s style and stories in his 1953 book Junkie. The book was republished in 2000 in the Nabat series of radical autobiographies, by AK Press. Burroughs himself wrote the introduction to the AK Press reissue of the book.”

via: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Win_%28book%29

theparisreview:

Two hundred years ago today, eight Londoners drowned in a flood of beer.

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archiemcphee:

Philippines-based artist Jordan Mang-osan harnesses the power of the sun to create beautifully detailed works of pyrographic art. Pyrography (or pygrogravure) is the art of decorating wood or other materials with burn marks resulting from the controlled application of a heated object. For Mang-osan that object is a magnifying glass, which he uses to direct the heat of the sun to etch dark marks onto prepared sheets of plywood. He creates pieces that range from grand landscapes to detailed portraits. It’s a slow and painstaking process required great skill and patience. Each piece takes Mang-osan several months to complete.

"The artist, who is an ethnic Igorot hailing from the mountainous Cordilleras region, stays close to his roots by working with raw, indigenous materials and focusing on subject matter that celebrates the rich heritage of his people and his country.”

To check out more of his pyrography pieces, visit Jordan Mang-osan’s Facebook page or head over to Fine Art America,

[via Demilked and My Modern Metropolis]

marcotheblerd:

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